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Well let's see... [30 Dec 2008|10:48am]

What was your FAVORITE Christmas present?  My favorite gift was probably my Nintendo DS. I've played that shit every day since Thursday.

What was your LEAST FAVORITE Christmas present? My least favorite gift? I honestly didn't get one because everyone bought me shit off my amazon.com wishlist. I guess my least favorite part was that Mike's brother didn't get me anything...knowing full well that he got me something last year and realized at 4am Christmas morning that he forgot to get me something. But..then again..he shops at the last minute. Like, Christmas eve last minute.

Now it's your turn..post it and let the giggles begin!
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OMG OMG OMG [25 Jan 2007|10:03pm]


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R is for.... [03 Dec 2006|11:42pm]
Comment and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list 10 things you love that begin with that letter. After, post this in your journal, and give out some letters of your own. Let me know if you want a letter.

Mandy gave me R.

1. Rent!
2. Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
3. Roy Rogers pickles
4. Ramapo College (alum!)
5. Roses (especially purple ones!)
6. Rice and Beans
7. Reading trashy romance novels
8. Rice Pudding
9. Rings (especially engagement ones!)
10. Redefining myself..one step at a time ;)
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[28 May 2006|09:08pm]
You reply to my post and then...

1. I'll respond with something random about you
2. I'll challenge you to try something
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you
4. I'll tell you something I like about you
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours
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Yay Christmastime!!! [11 Dec 2005|03:01pm]
You Are Donner

The most loveable and sweet reindeer, you're also a total dork!

Why You're Naughty: You keep (accidentally) tripping the other reindeer while flying.

Why You're Nice: You're always smiling, even if you've fallen flat on your horns.
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LMAO [20 Oct 2005|08:59am]
Okay..so..apparently I was meaning to post in the WW group and I kept posting in the WWE group. Apparently it was the topic of a big discussion..how embarassing! Oh well..just shows what happens when you don't read what group you're going to post into...and I was wondering why they weren't getting put on the WW LJ group..haha
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Powerful.... [08 Aug 2005|10:02am]
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I
wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong
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Quite Amusing [28 Jul 2005|10:32am]
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was
missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the
Archangel found him, resting on the seventh
day.He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly
pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look,Michael.
Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on
it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be
a great place of balance."

"Balance?" Inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of
earth."For example, northern Europe will be a place of
great opportunity and wealth but cold and harsh while southern Europe is going to be
poor but sunny and pleasant. "I have made some lands
abundant in water and other lands parched deserts.
This one will be extremely hot and while this one will
be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then
pointed to a land mass and said "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's New Jersey -- the most
glorious place on earth.There are beautiful
beaches, streams, hills, and forests. The
people from New Jersey are going to be handsome,
modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going
to be found traveling the world.

They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and
high achieving, and they will be known throughout the
world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots
I put in Trenton."
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Sorry suckers!!!! [02 Jul 2005|11:26pm]

Since I can't stand haters anymore....







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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [30 Jun 2005|11:54am]

DO NOT READCollapse )

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[12 Jun 2005|11:07am]
::SIGH:: I'm so giddy and happy....

That is all
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[08 Jun 2005|03:32pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

Well..it’s time for another update. The pleasures of being bored at work. I really do like my job. I sit at a computer for 4.5 hours a day and play Pogo.com. My co-workers are really fun and I can tell that they really like me. Jesus god…one of my co-workers should not be wearing a skirt! WOW! That gives me motivation because I do not want to look THAT bad. What else is new? I went to Atlantic City on Sunday. I did not win but it was an interesting time. For those of you who haven’t been there before; watch out for the beggars. I encountered one when I wasn’t even there for like 5 seconds and I was very upset by it. I had fun playing the slots but I was annoyed by my grandmother. Another note; do not go with grandparents. I recommend going with friends or going when you can stay overnight or for a couple of days. Last night I went to see Star Wars with my sister. I really really really liked it. Being the last episode in the series (well, you know what I mean) it tied up a lot of loose ends and really brought the story together. I read somewhere that a lot of people were blaming George Lucas because the story seemed to relate to George Bush and the Bush administration. You know what…it really did! I was like “Woah!” but yeah…I highly recommend it! I really want to see “The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants” being as though I read the book and it was a scrumdittelylumptious delight. Woah Period Cramps! What the fo-fo is this all about? Yeah..my mind is scattered and I ENJOY it :) I’m out…I have to have an exhilarating conversation with Anthony Dovi. Leave one.

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[06 Jun 2005|10:12pm]
Your IQ Is 100

Your Logical Intelligence is Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average
Your General Knowledge is Above Average

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[04 Jun 2005|11:39pm]
01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
02. I will then tell you what song/movie/game/book reminds me of you.
03. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, it would be ...
04. I will tell you what color you remind me of.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
08. Put this in your journal.
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I beat Justin! [03 Jun 2005|08:46am]

My life is rated PG.
What is your life rated?
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[02 Jun 2005|08:42pm]
Fever Watch 2K5

Temperature as of 8:36pm, Thursday, June 2nd, 2005: 101.2
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[02 Jun 2005|01:37pm]
[ mood | sick ]

Well…I’m updating. It’s officially June, yet the weather hasn’t reached that delightful “June” temperature that I loathe. Don’t get me wrong…I love the summer; the beach, the boardwalk, sexy greek men with their shirts off....but the heat..yeah..I can’t take that. I’m back at Ramapo now, working my butt off. I’m living with Lauren and Jen. I’ve known Lauren for a while and I don’t know much about Jen. They kinda do their own thing and I do mine. I don’t mind it really, I just wish I had the fun summer I had last year (Miss you Yaya!) I’m also sick. I have a 100.5 fever (down from 101.1 last night) and I’m achy all over. But I’m a trooper..I’m at work! I work 4.5 hours a day. I’m debating on whether or not to take a second job. I might not because I’ve found myself addicted to the reality TV. Last night I watched “Beauty and the Geek” ( a flipping DELIGHT) and “Dancing with the Stars” (Not as much of a delight, but still enjoyable). Tonight’s main feature is “Hit Me Baby One More Time”. I’m delightfully tickled about the premise of the show, but come on, what a cheesy name for a reality show. I will watch regardless. Do I have any big plans for this summer? You bet your bottom dollar I do..I have a trip to Viva Las Vegas from July 5-9th, the American Idol Concert in July (Bo and Constantine, here I come baby!) and Trace Adkins @ Great Adventure in early September (drool…he’s “Easy on the Eyes” as my sis and mom would say). So yeah..overall..not too bad. I’m ready for some fun times. Here I come!

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[24 May 2005|07:28pm]
List 20 of your friends.
Randomly list 20 of your friends and then fill out the questions below! Don't peek ahead though!

1. Sara
2. Marion
3. Justin
4. Noreen
5. Pam
6. Jeff
7. Matt
8. Anthony
9. Louis
10. Julie
11. Becca
12. Brenna
13. Sabrina
14. Dana
15. Lauren
16. Doris
17. Kylene
18. Yabby
19. Alison
20. Michelle Wags

Is #9 a boy or a girl? A guy :)
Would #11 and #2 make a cute couple? haha..no..besides the fact that they are both in a relationship..one's straight and one's not :)
How about #18 and #4? haha..no..I don't think Noreen could handle Yabby..she's outta control.
What grade is #17 in? senior in college (like me!)
When was the last time you talked to #12? we talk via LJ and sometimes on AIM
What is #6's favorite band? he doesn't listen to bands..he likes Destiny's Child though :)
Does #1 have any siblings? older sister Rachel :)
Would you ever date #3? umm..yeah..I dont want to answer that one.
Would you ever date #7? haha..if he wasn't dating anyone..sure!
Is #16 single? No..she's happy with Juan! (But doesn't feed him! haha)
What's #15's last name? Peluso-Florres :)
What's #10's middle name? I have no idea, I'll have to ask her tonight when we're playing Phase 10 and boozin :)
What's #5's favorite thing to do? ummm...i dont know..probably go to devils games with her little and her fiance. :)
Is #13 hot? Choose not to answer..it's just strange
Would #14 and #19 make a good couple? uhh..no
What school does #20 go to? Good ol' Ramapo College
Tell me a random fact about #11? she made me lose my drag queen virginity.
And #1: She likes to dip it low and pick it up slow.
And #3: he's really in love with me and wont admit it :)
Have you ever had a crush on #15? Who? Cunt-ala-Cunt? I dont think so.
Where does #9 live? Heights
What's #4's favorite color? purple, just like her big :)
Would you make out with #14? haha..no
Are #5 & #6 best friends? they're friends..but not best friends..
Does #7 like #20? they dont know each other.
Does #8 like #19? yeah..they've had class together..i guess there's no problems there.
How did you meet #2? Kindergarten..and we've been friends ever since..aint no love greater than that!
How did you meet #18? Summer Conference..when I was visiting.
Does #10 have any pets? i have no idea.
Is #12 older than you? yes by a few months
Have oral relations with #3? AGAIN..NEXT!
Is #17 the sexiest person alive? haha..no
Is #1 the sexiest person alive? although i love her dearly, no.
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[24 May 2005|02:43pm]
Sorry for such a short update but I really dont have much to say. I'm working senior week @ Ramapo. Oh my god..drunken seniors = so funny. Definitely worth working. Also, I passed my praxis!! Shout out to everyone else who passed too! What else?? hmm..Ramapo ticked my car. They haven't given me a ticket ALL SEMESTER and they ticketed me this morning. Why? Because my sticker is for my green car and it was on the red car. I'm about to rip them a new one in my appeal. $40 bucks for that stupid bullshit. uggggh. Alright, I'm out. Just giving everyone an update..peacer :)
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[02 May 2005|04:56pm]
Hi again…I know I haven’t been posting much lately but I’ve just been super busy. Formal is finally over with and it turned out wonderfully. Everyone looked great, the room looked great and fun was had by all. Most of big projects are done as well. I only have my biggest paper (the 15-18 pager) due on Monday. Not so bad. I could crank some of that out tonight and tomorrow night on duty.

I’m a brunette now. I love my hair..I feel sexy and confident.

I’m getting a little sick of little freshman giving me dirty looks. Like seriously, be jealous, bitches.. be jealous! Especially one who is as wide as a house and wears skimpy clothing. Cover up..nobody wants to see the flabbalicious. Are you jealous cause I’m plus sized and I’m sexy? Mmhmm..thought so!

I also have another crush. It was brought up a few months ago as a joke but now I don’t know..I’m starting to feel..woah..like this deep warm feeling. I don’t know. Whatever. I don’t have time for this shit.

Thanks to my folks, no Michael Buble’ for me this summer. We’re going on vacation when he comes to town.

Alright, time to start writing the paper from hell… see ya! :)
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